When my brother's in the shower...
- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:
that thing scared the shit outta me as a kid
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview